Done-for-you · you own it, we scale it

A live peptide operation.
Built and scaled in 14 days.

We hand over your entire research-peptide business, vendor, high-risk processor, COA, LLC & banking, storefront, then do what no build shop does: we run the ads and scale it.

Scaled across MetaGoogleTikTokShopifyOmnisend $100M+ managed · 5.7x avg ROAS
01 / What you get, every piece

The full operation, installed.

Every deliverable below is included, no upsells, no bolt-ons. The same infrastructure behind real, scaled peptide stores, handed over in your name.

The buildInfrastructure we install
01
High-converting storefront
Mobile-first store, age gate, COA product pages, subscription checkout, server-side CAPI tracking, wired to convert from the first click.
Included
02
Warm GMP vendor introduction
Direct intro to a pre-vetted GMP manufacturer, third-party purity COAs on every batch, negotiated operator pricing.
Included
03
High-risk processor stack
The hardest piece, solved: card + ACH + Apple Pay through a compliant high-risk gateway, structured redundant for zero-termination risk.
Included
04
Entity, EIN & banking
WY LLC formation, EIN, and a Mercury business banking intro, structured for underwriter approval from day one.
Included
05
COA & compliance pack
Customized Certificate-of-Analysis pages, Research-Use-Only framing, and the compliant disclaimers the category requires, the legal spine, done right.
Included
06
The growth engine, we scale it
This is what nobody else hands you. Meta, Google & TikTok ads managed and scaled by senior strategists + our AI agents, the $100M+ / 5.7x engine, pointed at your store.
Our edge
01.5 / The part nobody else does

They hand you the keys.
We floor it.

A live store is the starting line, not the finish. The same $100M+ growth engine behind our agency clients gets pointed at your store: Meta, Google & TikTok, optimized 24/7 by senior strategists and AI agents.

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02 / Before you apply

Everyone hands you a store. We hand you a store that grows.

Every "done-for-you" shop gets this part wrong, they build it and vanish. We're an ad agency first.

What Launch Media is

A live peptide operation, built and scaled.

  • A complete, live e-commerce operation, owned 100% by you
  • LLC, domain, bank, vendor & processor, all in your name
  • Then we run the Meta / Google / TikTok growth engine
  • AI agents optimizing spend 24/7, day and night
What it is not

A course. A PDF. A build-and-bounce drop.

  • Not a course, Telegram group, or checklist you run alone
  • Not a store dropped on your doorstep, then radio silence
  • Not "figure out the ads yourself", that's the part we own
  • Not a get-rich-quick scheme, it's real infrastructure, scaled
03 / Built legit, from day one

How we keep it compliant.

Peptides aren't prescriptions, legitimacy comes from sourcing, certification, and framing done right. We handle every layer.

The compliance spineDone for you
01
COA on every batch
Third-party Certificate of Analysis verifying purity & identity, published on every product page. The "certified" part, real.
Handled
02
Research-Use-Only framing
Correct "RUO · not for human consumption" labeling and disclaimers, exactly the way the category requires.
Handled
03
GMP-grade sourcing
Product comes from a vetted good-manufacturing-practice supplier, not a random reseller off a forum.
Handled
04
Compliant payment rails
A high-risk merchant stack built to stay approved, so your revenue never freezes overnight.
Handled
04 / The 14-day build

Zero to live & selling.

Days 1–3

Foundation

WY LLC, EIN & banking, vendor intro, processor applications sent.

Days 4–8

Build

Storefront built & branded, COA pages, CAPI tracking wired, first SKU sourced.

Days 9–12

Go live

Processor approved, compliance pack live, first test transaction end-to-end.

Day 14 →

Scale

Ads launch across Meta, Google & TikTok, the growth engine takes over.

05 / The guarantee
Live in 14 days, or we keep working, free, until it is.

If your store isn't built, processor-approved, and ready to sell within 14 business days, we keep going at no extra cost until it is. A service guarantee, not a refund game, because we don't miss.

06 / Start

Build it. Then watch us scale it.

By application, we take on a limited number of operations at a time so every one gets the team's full attention.